Ear rape music plays
This is Johnny naquast and this is jackass
Hello everybody NFKRZ (fake) here and this is the mail myself in a box challenge
Now I know that I'm supposed to put myself in this box right here but unfortunately my camera man is a retard and my driver is a faget
We don't have a big enough box and this is all we have (poor pig) and I'm supposed to fit in this shit
You guys remember the movie fantastic beast the guy uh newest commander who fit in the briefcase and got to this magical wonder shit I think I can do the same thing here so
This is what we tried out today hopefully it FUCKING works
Anyways guys I'm supposed to mail myself in this box now of of course I have prepared that I have got some supplies to guide me through
We gonna go grab some snacks so if I get mailed I don't actually die of starvation
* gta iv theme *
I've got myself a bottle of soda pop
What are you FUCKING gay
I have to go to FUCKING Vladivostok with like 3000 kilometers with this?
okay
I might be I might be like Greg grills you know drinking my own piss and shit it's gonna be a fun time
I'm lucky this wasn't opened yet gotta green American lays right here that we gonna use to survive during this amazing mailing time
And that was my bag of chips just make sure to uh seal very very tightly to be more sticky than it already is and we'll just put it in there
Just like that
This- now this is what I have, the supplies, i need it, now all I have to do is get in this box and hopefully
My fucking leg cant fit in are you kidding me?
Cameraman: Sit on the box!
* cameraman laughing, russian man is in despair
Cameraman: holy shiiiit
Cameraman: oh maaan
* unintelligible russian-english, the cameraman is laughing *
Nothing is thrown away!
As I said 'lit-tering is bad guys.
This was not supposed to happen
This was not a scripted event by the way.
Let's just cover up real quick like nothing happened
I'ma just uh...
Make your car sparkle a bit more you know what I mean. With Dorito Nacho....
I guess I've just ruined the only uhh- supplies I have for today. I have, less than a half of a bottle of soda...
And I have..
S-snow flavored chips. Because that was...
It's not bad, it's not bad!
Honestly I think this is the lowest point of my life
* cameraman and swag master laughing*
I mean look at this nigga, look at this nigga right here
Look at this nigga. He isn't about to get mailed. He's about to get fucking fucked in the asshole by the mail... police
He's not eating chips off the ground in snow!
No, NFKRZ....
is the youtuber that goes through alot of stuff to make his videos so
betta smash that muthfuckin like
right now
* laughing *
Look at this- look at this stunt- no i'm not going to throw it at you, you bitch, look at this
Camerman: Loser
* snort* * laughing *
A bit of a- a bit of a weird
* unintelligible russian babble *
It's okay, I can make it work. Just grab myself a nice sodie pop...
and kinda stick my ass in there
( gta 5 funny moments ft. kwebblekop )
Looks like I'm trying to shit in it
Looks like I wanna take a quick dump in the- in the middle of the city
Like are there security cameras out there because there is probably a swat team coming- coming to our location right now trying to fuck us in the ass with a bottle
And not this, it's gonna be made of glass
It's a Russian Tradition if you didint know about it
* laughing * ( gta iv funny moments )
Okay!
( GTA 6 CYKA CITY CONFIRMED? NEW INFO! )
We wanna throw out the garbage real quick
I've said lit-tering is bad, you gotta make sure to save our planet. Global-Warming is real
( mafia ii funny moments ) * laughing, bass playing as nfrkz dabs * ( i sincerely doubt any actual people with hard of hearing / deaf are watching this video )
What we need to do right now is spend about uh...
* gagging * ( jesus )
Now all we need to do is spend about uh- 5 to 6 minutes of the video just sitting there, pretending like i'm getting mailed somewhere so
Now what you guys are going to say "NFKRZ you make soul-deprecating videos you know. You make a fool out of yourself- you make a joke out of yourself in the video" but you know what?
There are profits
You come back to your car from ch- from uh ( Mol? ) and there is a little chip on there
Huh, how played
( wtf is this some sort of sick joke nfkrz?????!!!! )
So yeah guys I'm being mailed right now. I'm being mailed I think I'm in the middle of uh...
* desperation *
Okay guys as you can see there is a box in the back of me that totally means that I'm actually being mailed right now, this is definetely not me just sitting in a box in a room somewhere
This is definetely actually me being mailed somewhere so...
Subscribe guys like and comment
Wh- NO!
* laughing *
Why is this a
What is this supposed to mean dude, this is not even funny!
I'm kinda positioned of a 90% of Russian relation is a puddle of piss near me!
I'm having a uh bottle in my hand, I'm laying on the ground with my dignity COMPLETELY DESTROYED!
* russian screaming *
Where the fuck am I?
oh, how convenient, it's my own house
* enthusiastic yet slightly sarcastic voice * Hello everybody welcome to my crab this is the bed where I have 'SESH' with lots o women!
This is the computer which I make videos. I could've bought a better second monitor than this one. But I can't afford twenty-six ninety-five * end of enthusiastic voice *
I feel right at home. So yeah that was my uh human mail challenge hopefully you uh enjoyed, as you can see it clearly worked. Basically I mailed myself from the middle of nowhere and I ended up in my own house
How convenient is this? This is like the best mail challenge ever created so
Make sure the slap the motherfucking like if you enjoyed this video
And you wanna see more shit like this
Smash the motherfucking like button
And I'll see you guys in the next video
*ding*
* ding-a-ling * Peaaace * chuckle *